myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

(Source: stay-at-home-doge, via orgasm)

teenscoolest:

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

(via orgasm)

imaginethebutts:

i am neither boy or girl i am punk rock

(Source: earthdad, via affords)

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad, via orgasm)

gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

(via gldsxvl)

ejacurlate:

*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*

(via orgasm)